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Ooo….

I really gotta use the restroom, the bathroom, the loratory, the lavatory, the loo, the toilet, the crapper, the powder room, the restroom.

Call it what you will but restrooms are a weird social experiment to me.

There are different kinds of restrooms.

There’s the office restroom and like it or not besides the one in your own home you’ve grown accustomed to using it.

You use it daily you know the lay of the land.

And before you go into the bathroom you probably already know which stall you’re going to go into.

You’re a creature of habits.

It’s not your restroom at home but it’s probably the next best thing.

Someone else cleans it for you and someone else stocks it with supplies.

Can’t get much better than that.

Until you sit down and realize the seat is warm.

Ooo!

Ahhh!

Oh, someone was here before me.

Surprise!

It’s still a public restroom.

You’ve put your trust in your office restroom but it’s always going to be there when you need it, but not with a warm seat.

Someone, somewhere in your office used that toilet moments before you sat down.

A warm toilet seat changes everything.

It’s almost enough to make you jump up and change stalls.

Even though it’s a public restroom you just like to think that no one else has used it prior to you sitting down.

Because if you really knew who was there before you, you’d never go.

Most people hate unexpected public restroom stop.

These are the public restrooms you may need to use outside the office setting.

They can be found in movie theaters, in a department store, at the mall or at the airport.

With these kinds of restrooms you never know what you’re gonna get.

It’s a restroom Russian roulette.

You may get lucky and get a clean restroom, but we all suspect the restroom is going to be disgusting.

It’s a public restroom, it’s kind of a given it’s going to be gross.

And when you walk in and see everything dripping in water, it really doesn’t surprise you.

For some reason the countertops are all overflowing with water there’s toilet paper and paper towels all over the floor and you have to shoulder people out of the way to get to the bathroom stall.

You have an understanding with a restroom like this.

It’s an expectation that you know that someone else probably just used the toilet, but you’ve really got to go.

Otherwise you’d never be in that bathroom.

In these kinds of public restrooms, you hurry in, you use the toilet, you wash your hands, who cares if you’re making a mess and you hurry out.

It would be really nice if these restrooms had hand sanitizer like the ones in the hospital.

I’d be rubbing that sanitizer all over me.

And then there’s the emergency I’ve gotta go right now restroom.

And these are the restrooms you normally would never use.

Like the gas station restroom.

These are the toilet seats that started the rumors, “I got this STD from the bathroom toilet seat.”

Gas station restrooms can never be trusted, NOT even the clean ones.

The clean ones, I am very suspicious of.

Why are they so clean?

It makes me wonder, what happened in here that was so got awful that someone actually had to come in here and clean it.

Truthfully, I don’t need to know.

Another great example of an emergency restroom is the porta potty.

Seriously, seriously, a porta potty, that’s the best we can do?

Even in our authentic outhouse has a deeper hole.

Where I don’t have to look down and be confronted with other people’s piles of shit.

I think that gas station restrooms and porta potties actually made people weigh the pros and cons of peeing in their pants.

Oh, there’s no way I’m sitting on that!

Ahhh~ okay I’m totally good now.

But there are some people who are totally, completely unaffected by public restrooms and these people are usually drunk.

They go pee in their pants, they go pee on the streets, they go pee on the cop when they get arrested for drunk driving after they go pee in their own car.

They have no shame.

They are free of the restroom Russian roulette.

They have created their own rules of engagement.

But no restroom is as good as the one you find in your own home.

It’s something you’re proud of.

And when you have people over you show them your restroom.

Here it is!

The truth is no matter how rich you are, no matter how advanced we become as a society we’re always still going to have to pee and poop.

And there’s always going to be that one guy on Saturday night that’s peeing in the street.

And the guy peeing outside, he’s probably that kid who can never hold it when his parents zipped him up in his snowsuit or buckled him in to the car.

He’s probably the kid who peed his pants in elementary and everyone else made fun of, but he’s free now.

He’s free.

Cause he’s free

Free peeing

He’s a free peer

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