Potter Puppet Pals in Ron's Disease

Hi, I’m Harry Potter.

What a beautiful day here at the Hogwarts School of Magical Mystery Tools.

Everything is beautiful with you here Harry.

But…

But what Ron?

What could be wrong?

I’ve got a secret affliction Harry.

Disgusting!

You don’t even know what it is Harry.

It’s lice.

Get out!

It’s wizard lice.

Did somebody say lice?

I said lice.

How did you know?

Harry you need to help your friend!

Another infestation is the last thing the school needs.

Okay, fine.

Now, since lice are magical creatures.

You must venture to the edge of the forbidden forest to seek the help of the Hagrid, the terrible half giant.

He’ll know what to do.

Yay~~!

Don’t do that!

Let’s go.

Uh~ I can’t breathe.

Oo, what’s that?

What?

It’s a giant furry mattress.

May I jump on it?

Yes, do as you wish you diseased child.

Wait, no, it’s moving! 

Hello Mr. Hagrid I need…

You…

We’ve come for your folksy advice Hagrid.

Mmm… what?

I’ve got wizard lice Hagrid and I need your help.

Alright then, mmm… little Hagrid just take a little nap.

You just took a nap!

Get up you old meat sack!

Alright, alright.

Well, uhhh.

Right here, take a look.

Millions of little monsters have spondered on Ron’s already-filthy scalp.

Oh, well my boys just listen to me.

If you want to take care of that wizard lice

You got to listen to Hagrid’s good advice

Rub meat your hair till it starts to stink

Let it sit for an hour wash it off the sink

Then take some mayonnaise and rub it into your roots

And wipe it all off on a old pair of boots

Spin in a circle clap your hands twice

Now you ain’t got any lice

Great song Hagrid but I can’t afford any mayonnaise.

Hmmm, well what if we just light his head on fire?

There’s another way to cure wizard lice.

Are you sure this is going to work Hagrid.

Shutup!

Oh~~~!

Oo~~!

You’re cured.

Oh, thank you Hagrid.

I feel 100% better.

It’s as if the lice never even…

With the power of Hagrid’s mighty cutchel I can solve all my problems.

Hagrid!

What?

Your skills are needed elsewhere.

Follow me and bring your muscles.

I’m tired, Harry.

You go do it yourself.

I’ll leave a small pile of fish outside of your hut everyday for a month.

You’ve got yourself a deal Harry Potter.

Okay, follow me!

Hey, hello, Harry.

Hello Hagrid.

Hello female Ron.

Okay, club it right now.

Yes, we’ve cured her lice Hagrid, good boy.

Come on!

Ah, Mr. Potter have you completed your potions homework, hmmm?

No!

Hit!

He still got some lice, hit him again.

Fantastic!

Incredible!

Let’s go!

Ah~~ Harry, I’ve been waiting for you.

Avarakadabra~

No time to chat Voldemort, gotta go!

But… but… oh, everytime I try to kill Harry…

Hello Harry.

Hello Hagrid.

Did you vanquish your little friend’s vermin yet?

You bet I did!

Get him Hagrid!

Woo~ trying to take a whack at the old headmaster, are you?

Oh my god, he’s an android!

What~?!

Yes, that’s true; I am an android, a gay android.

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